The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.
omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”
and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails